KNOWLEDGE COLLEGE

KNOWLEDGE COLLEGE

by UZIMON


TOP TEN DANCEHALL CLASSICS

ABOUT PUM PUM OF ALL TIME

1. GOOD HOLE COLLEGE - Red Dragon

"A timeless Classik pan a rehash of Real Rock Riddim. Red Dragon espouts the importance of higher education and gets his social message across onetime. Gal dem must learn what dem pussy is fa!. How dem expect fi climb corporate ladders if dem nah know the muscle grip techinique? Good Hole College to di werld!

2. BUM FLICK - Little Lenny

"Bum Flick pan mi dick young gal come skin out ya!" - Few things inna life compare to having a big fat bum flicked at ya buddy. Little Lenny encapsulates di essence of bum skin on foreskin with such a subtle touch it meks angels cry. CLASSIC, ALL FRUITS RIPE RIDDIM! "Tear a shed, but she still want it..." Lickle Lenny a RULE slackness!
3. LOVE PUNANNY BAD - Shabba

Shabba puts the punanny on a pedestal wid dis one. Punanny a narcotic stronger that smack. "Punanny fi mek you happy, Punanny fi mek you sad". A bare truer philosophical insight never spoken.

4. GIMME PUNANNY - Admiral Bailey

Another chune about the harsh realities of punanny addiction. large up to Admiral Bailey for being honest about his crippling dependency on pum pum. You can tell him wan di pum pum baaaaaaad. Punanny Riddim Original! "Coolie Punanny, Chinee Punanny, Blackie Punanny, Whitey Punanny" - Like Star Trek, Admiral Bailey bruk down racial barriers wid dis classic dat mek even mi Granny jump out a wheelchair and bawl, "Gimme Punanny!"

5. MUSCLE GRIP - Shabba Ranks

Classic chune about the most important move a skettle can learn fi mek her punannny feel like cris brand new pum pum once again so dat grindsman get di agony. Muscle grip to di werld. Tight hole a di foundation of a strong family. 
6. CRAB LOUSE - Red Fox

This chune never got its full due. Fox a murda di riddim and spit a cautionary tail about not getting lice inna ya pubes dem. Creepy Crawly Critters will nyam ya buddy and mek it well chaifed and red. Gal dem will reject you with predjudice. Gunshot pan Crab Louse. Also features a cris sample from "Spill The Wine" - by War. (pure UZIMON knowledge).

7. TIGHTEST PUNANNY - Gappy Ranks

Massive chune, pan remake of the Punanny riddim (Tsunami Riddim) A beautiful ode to the perfect punanny and Gappy paints a picture of a very tight hole, simply by using di power of affirmation, by repetition. 


8. UNDER THE SEA - Sebastian The Crab

Everywun knows this chune from Disney's the lickle Mermaid is really a metaphor for pussy and pussyclots. Sebastian the crab is a crab louse and he is trying to get Ariel the Mermaid infected with crabs on her fish pussy. Don't tek it from me. Everybody knows Walt Disney is a pervert and a fish pedophile. Massive chune though still.


9. PUNNY PRINTER - Pan Head

Wicked chune pan the Bam Bam/Murder She Wrote Riddim. Batty Riders, Pum Pum shorts, and Punny Printers were all di rage amongst schoolgirls and geriatrics alike inna di dance back inna di 90s. Punny Printers were di best because dem printed the outlined of the camel toe most visably. Fashionable Punani a mek wood stand up!!!! 


10. PUNANNY TEGEREG - Little Lenny

Little Lenny Deh pan the di list AGAIN! One a di classikest punanny chune of all time, on the irrepresible Shocking Vibes Label!. and WTF is a Tegereg you may ask? Imagine a punanny is abusive and loud, and also a punnany. that mi friend is a PUNANNY TEGEREG!! "Pum Pum nani nani would a kill me dead!"