Hard...So Hard

Rough...Tough...Hard...So Hard
Anything that you can do, I can do it betta
I am the roughest, roughest, roughest-a
I am the toughest, toughest, toughest-a
Any word dat unna cyan talk, I can speak it betta
I am the bestest, bestest, bestest-a
Me like a Harvard fucking professa
Rough and tough and articulate n stuff
Dapper and dapper and fresher than Ron Jeremy ina de buff
Shine on criss criss and clean
Clean like curry on goat
All of dem people say Uzimon run de route
There's no limit to my boundary, no barrier I cannot achieve
You can not stop what I'm incapable of, you no can tell me what I don't believe (ignorant)
Any gal you can impress,I mon impress her betta
Me Geo-Metro is the cleanist, I can do puppetry of the penis (hammerhead shark)
Any herb that you can smoke, I can smoke it betta
(Uzi Smokes)
So big and so bad, so bad and so loud, so hungry like a dog
Badder than a man with a nulcear suitcase and Shaka Zulu art
More brain than a fart, more clever than a fool, more jumbo than a shrimp
______bitch slapping, wrist cracking pimp
Me not care if your 8th grader made honor role at PS123
Me made YouTube, the Weekly Shopper's Guide, and the Sex Offender Registry
(Big Time Celebrity)
Anything that you can do, I can do it better
Because (I am) betta, (Do) betta, (Slam) betta, (Screw) betta
(Speak) betta, (Smell) betta, (Steal) betta, (Sell) betta
(Cheet!)
Hey fat girl there from Beijing
Ohh well come give Uzi a likkle sin ting
Cause if you not do that my gal then you won't get no dumpling
And Uzi can't take no lick off his ginsing, ping ping, pitty ping
Now you can see I'm better than you
Anything that you can do, I can do it betta
I am the roughest, roughest, roughest-a
I am the toughest, toughest, toughest-a
(Puppetry of the penis)
I mon is the best
Faster than public transportation...
More sexy than the guy from the Silence of the Lambs...
Crisser than Chris Columbus
Anything that you can do, I can do it so much betta
I smell betta, gal you know I get you wetta
Me get you wetta, much betta...then the next guy can
Blowfish!